taint3ed: choctawaukerman: bae: hey come over me: i cant bae: my parents aren’t hom- me: i’ll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of august LMAO NOOOOOO (via lurkthejerk)

taint3ed:

choctawaukerman:

bae: hey come over

me: i cant

bae: my parents aren’t hom-

me: i’ll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of august

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LMAO NOOOOOO

(via lurkthejerk)

theogblackjesus: bruh dont you it hate when you be dozing off then ya chin hit ya chest and you just be off in dreamland then the drool wanna slip out ya mouf and you wake up and gotta hurry up n catch it before it hit yo shirt but it be too late now u lookin like a stupid ass with drool stains on ya shit smh (via lurkthejerk)

theogblackjesus:

bruh dont you it hate when you be dozing off then ya chin hit ya chest and you just be off in dreamland then the drool wanna slip out ya mouf and you wake up and gotta hurry up n catch it before it hit yo shirt but it be too late now u lookin like a stupid ass with drool stains on ya shit smh

(via lurkthejerk)

bestpal:

marinasvevo:

They were too tall so I had to merge them but oh my god I’m dying

they both got hot ass garbage breath